so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
Winter Wonderland #snow #christmas #decorations
I think I’m going to start photoshopping my 3rd grade yearbook picture into the center of all my gifs to cut back on the number of people stealing them.
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
I HATE WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO GET YOUR BLANKET ON BUT YOU TURN IT THE WRONG WAY SO THEN THE SHORT WIDTH IS ON YOU LONG WAYS AND YOUR FEET ARE COLD AND YOU HAVE TO MOVE THE ENTIRE BLANKET ALL OVER AGAIN
LIST OF REALLY SUPER CUTE THINGS:
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Brilliant. I want to drink irs brain and absorb its power.
[COLLEGE KID INTENSIFIES]
how is it that we all started drawing that S thing in elementary school, across the country, without the Internet telling us to
Which S thing?
THE S THING
Yes yes we did the s thing in Britain too
headcanon: we are all part of an experimental computer simulation that has been going on for years. This S is the logo of the company that put us in here. The S was us remembering. The S was us trying to wake up.
my favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing