~Sailboats wish that they were stars~

Apr 24, 2014

harryedward:

in america we don’t say “i love you” we just send people the emoji with the sunglasses 

(via awesomenesshasbeenfound)

Apr 24, 2014

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

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Apr 24, 2014

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme, via awesomenesshasbeenfound)

Apr 24, 2014

hallelujah-youngandloaded:

BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE

image

(Source: hallelujah-youngandloaded, via awesomenesshasbeenfound)

Apr 24, 2014

fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

(via puchai-pajamas)

Apr 24, 2014

taorisdicks:

101% done with this fandom.

taorisdicks:

101% done with this fandom.

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Apr 24, 2014

witchbat:

nerd

witchbat:

nerd

(Source: nostalgicpatter, via puchai-pajamas)

Apr 23, 2014

Apr 23, 2014

dulect:


watcha got there

dulect:

image

watcha got there

(Source: awwww-cute, via katieotter)

Apr 23, 2014

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

(via justanordinarydreamer)

Apr 23, 2014

kizatchi:

i like this because they give you no reasons as to why you should make bing your default search engine, they just tell you to do it and show you a photo of a chameleon warily eyeing the word microsoft

kizatchi:

i like this because they give you no reasons as to why you should make bing your default search engine, they just tell you to do it and show you a photo of a chameleon warily eyeing the word microsoft

(via justanordinarydreamer)

Apr 23, 2014

(Source: unclefather, via awesomenesshasbeenfound)

Apr 23, 2014

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

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Apr 23, 2014

superlouis:

movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

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Apr 23, 2014

get rich or die trying to graduate from college

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via justanordinarydreamer)