~Sailboats wish that they were stars~

Apr 15, 2014

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate, via awesomenesshasbeenfound)

Apr 15, 2014

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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Apr 15, 2014

fartgallery:

Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand

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Apr 15, 2014

pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

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Apr 15, 2014

shelbycragg:

does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

shelbycragg:

does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

(via viria)

Apr 15, 2014

preciousterrestrials:

when you and a friend join a fandom together

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Apr 15, 2014

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via pongo-spotterofmannipples)

Apr 14, 2014

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

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Apr 14, 2014

http://slowrobot.com/i/54136

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

Apr 14, 2014

How to color eggs with onion shells.

wewantwow:

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This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.

(via justanordinarydreamer)

Apr 14, 2014

do-you-even-misha:

evannaleraven-elf:

An elf walks into a bar,
A hobbit laughs and walks under it.

THAT WAS GOOD

(via fireflysummers)

Apr 14, 2014

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Apr 14, 2014

jelleu:

when people switch their ultimate bias to my bias

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Apr 14, 2014

weavemunchers:

when you go to kill a bug and it starts flying

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Apr 14, 2014

turkey-imported-from-maine:

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it


i must earn my cool-girl points

turkey-imported-from-maine:

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

i must earn my cool-girl points

(via puchai-pajamas)