~Sailboats wish that they were stars~

Aug 20, 2014

officialunitedstates:

me: follow officialunitedstates

my giraffe: follow officialunitedstates

me: alfred please stop mimicking me

(via slytherpuffed)

Aug 20, 2014

incidentalcomics:

The Shape of Ideas

(via fladoodles)

Aug 20, 2014

skinnyjeans-bigdreams:

thegreatbigfour:

thefutureauthor:

*whispers* Mulan, Merida, and Rapunzel didn’t have men saving them

*regular voice* Lilo and Nani’s sisterly love for each other was a big point in their movie

*slightly aggravated voice* Enchanted questioned marrying a man you hardly know

*shouting* FROZEN ISN’T THE FIRST MOVIE TO HAVE THESE POINTS

THANK YOU

HALLELUJAH IT HAS BEEN SAID.

(via puchai-pajamas)

Aug 20, 2014

everygoosechase:

You’re ugly when you dance,
And I’m a loser wearing sweatpants,
I’m so annoyed at everybody here.

(via extract-0f-llama)

Aug 20, 2014

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

(via puchai-pajamas)

Aug 20, 2014

lizawithazed:

octopusice:

I JUST SHOWED THIS TO MY PARTNER AND HE WAS DANCING AND THEN IT HIT THE WORDS AND HE YELLED F YOU AND THREW HIS COMPUTER CORD ON THE COUCH AND THEN STOMPED AWAY HELP

I legitimately cracked up when the lyrics hit

(Source: bakagin, via slytherpuffed)

Aug 20, 2014

little-lunar:

stealingfirefromprometheus:

Can I just reblog this again because this is beautiful.

image

(Source: strangelykatie, via fladoodles)

Aug 20, 2014

thomyth:

there are people who are proud about not wearing deodorant that’s so wild.  if i forget deodorant i start getting really paranoid that i smell like garbage and everyone smells it and wants me to die.  i feel that way when i remember to wear deodorant too but that’s besides the point.

(via shut-up-and-eat-your-salad)

Aug 20, 2014

rotten-tears:

friendshipisalpaca:

rotten-tears:

what the heckies does “:3c” means

image

OOOOOH

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Aug 20, 2014

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via fladoodles)

Aug 20, 2014

awesomenerdyfangirl:

anonymous-dudette:

I’m glad that Ferguson is getting attention, seriously I am, but I haven’t seen ONE post about what is happening over seas. Not even one post about the pictures above. Children are being beheaded and dragged into the streets where they are then shot because their families are Christian. Women are being raped and murdered. Men are being murdered. PEOPLE are dying. It’s a Christian Holocaust. And I haven’t seen anything on Tumblr.

Why aren’t any of you furious about this?! Where’s the “social justice?” ISIS is murdering people who don’t convert to Islam (yes, I know they’re extremists and not all Muslims are like that. Save yourself the rant) but I really want to know why this hasn’t been given the attention it deserves.

Seriously, guys. This is really scary, and we need to raise attention for these people. They so desperately need our prayers and support.

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Aug 20, 2014

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via fladoodles)

Aug 19, 2014

saverockandrollera:

everyone on this website is slowly going back to school one by one its kinda like a horror movie but worse

(Source: comflix, via fladoodles)

Aug 19, 2014

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

(Source: real-tweets, via shut-up-and-eat-your-salad)

Aug 19, 2014

edwardspoonhands:

notational:

Is there a better way of showing a text message in a film? How about the internet? Even though we’re well into the digital age, film is still ineffective at depicting the world we live in. Maybe the solution lies not in content, but in form.

For educational purposes only. You can follow me at twitter.com/tonyszhou

Here are three short films that take place on your desktop
Internet Story (2010): youtu.be/g-SL4ejpP94
Noah (2013): vimeo.com/81257262
Transformers: the Premake (2014): youtu.be/dD3K1eWXI54

Music:
Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross - In Motion (from The Social Network)
David Arnold & Michael Price - On the Move (from Sherlock)
Daft Punk - End of Line (from Tron: Legacy)
Al Hirt - Green Hornet Theme (from Kill Bill Vol. 1)

NEAT NEAT NEAT NEAT!! Watch this. I wrote my thesis on the relationship between the internet and physical space and my views on it have evolved dramatically since then, but investigating how it is portrayed in film is such a cool way of analyzing it. Still much work to be done…I can’t wait to watch the first movie that takes place entirely on the internet.

(Source: vimeo.com, via slytherpuffed)