~Sailboats wish that they were stars~

Aug 31, 2014

curtis-ballard:

Your body is made of the same elements that lionesses are built from. Three quarters of you is the same kind of water that beats rocks to rubble, wears stones away. Your DNA translates into the same twenty amino acids that wolf genes code for. When you look in the mirror and feel weak, remember, the air you breathe in fuels forest fires capable of destroying everything they touch. On the days you feel ugly, remember: diamonds are only carbon. You are so much more.

(via slytherpuffed)

Aug 31, 2014

seouldreams:

reblog if you’re secretly a kpop idol blogging from your dorm xoxo

(via puchai-pajamas)

Aug 31, 2014

  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

Aug 31, 2014

fuckingjongdae:

when you don’t do your homework and then your teacher says that she won’t be collecting it

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(via puchai-pajamas)

Aug 31, 2014

ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

Aug 31, 2014

ayas-laboratory:

do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”

(via slytherpuffed)

Aug 31, 2014

"i’m at a point in my life where everything is falling apart and everything is coming together at the same time."

Aug 31, 2014

minho-corgi:

Truely made my day 😊💕

minho-corgi:

Truely made my day 😊💕

(via puchai-pajamas)

Aug 31, 2014

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via shut-up-and-eat-your-salad)

Aug 31, 2014

youre-bey0nd-beautiful:

angrymuslimah:

"Gulabi Gang" is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms.

this is too thug not to reblog

youre-bey0nd-beautiful:

angrymuslimah:

"Gulabi Gang" is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms.

this is too thug not to reblog

(via shut-up-and-eat-your-salad)

Aug 31, 2014

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

(Source: lalondes, via shut-up-and-eat-your-salad)

Aug 31, 2014

virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

(via shut-up-and-eat-your-salad)

Aug 31, 2014

flockdynamics:

daniphantomofficial:

Baby fell out of the tree. She couldn’t fly very well in the wind, so I picked her up and put her back in her nest :)

Hoorah! PUT BABY BIRDS BACK IN THE NEST GUYS and if you can’t reach the nest but you can see it and the parents are hanging around, you can make a little makeshift nest. THE PARENTS WILL STILL CARE FOR IT the idea that they’ll smell you and reject it is a myth started by people who didn’t want their kids handling wild animals.

Just a quick reiteration of a spring/summertime psa.

(via puchai-pajamas)

Aug 31, 2014

hip-pogriff:

ollivander:

circletines:

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

"YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY"

"YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY"

(Source: stephenhawqueen, via fladoodles)

Aug 31, 2014

gr0sse:

KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death

(via puchai-pajamas)